Posted in hipster-ed, iLove, Mom

a desperate cry for aid

My mom has incredible taste and little feet.

It will be the death of me.

I bought these:

not so much in size 9
cute in size 7 or smaller...

Because she did.

They look so good on her.

And in her size.

I have flippers.

Not feet.

I look like a man in them.

Or a very clumsy woman.

Which I am.

It wouldn’t be so bad except that I also have incredibly scrawny legs.

So I look like a clumsy chicken in a motorcycle gang.

I need help.

If you have any suggestions on how I should wear them, please spill.

No suggestion is too extreme.

In fact, the edgier the better.

Anything to make up for the boats.

I mean boots.

Curse your tiny feet, Mother!

Love you!

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