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That Weird Smoothie

Not really A&W, is it?
tastes different than it looks

So I mentioned that I drink weirdness in a mug.  It’s how I maintain my reputation.  Of being an odd person.

  • Blender
  • Mug
  • Straw
  • 1/2 – 3/4 cup almond milk
  • 2 bananas
  • 1/8 cup (2 TBSP) hemp protein
  • handful of raisins
  • handful of ice cubes
I’m really supposed to be using 1/4 cup of hemp protein but I can’t handle the texture of it so I figure that half the suggested dose is better than none at all.  Coconut milk is a valid substitute for the almond milk.  And the point of this smoothie is vegan, so don’t even try to use cow milk.  Or sugar.  The sweetness will kick you into the next decade.  It’s already super sweet.    If you really want to be awesome, you could grind flax seeds in a coffee grinder and put them in.  But I didn’t feel like being awesome today.  Just great.  Or amazing.  Next time I’m going to try adding peanut butter.


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