My kids have decided to love this movie. In inordinate proportions.
It is a creepy movie. I think it may be the worst animated film that Disney has ever made. The plot is weak. The conflict is only semi-resolved. The evil wizard looks like a woman but is really a man. Ponyo’s mother, well, not a good mother.
Upon further instigation, I have discovered that Miley Cyrus’ little sister is Ponyo. I think this makes it worse. The poor child is doomed.
I may have to hide in a closet indefinitely until the craze has passed.
You may need a rescue team to extract me when it’s all over.
Since I can’t hide I’ve managed to distract them temporarily with The Little Mermaid. A much better choice.
But what do I know. I’m not a toddler anymore.