Today an epic battle is raging. Team A, the Trolls, are fighting Team B, the Dragons, in the ultimate lacrosse showdown. How do I know this? It is all taking place within easy reach. My head is the playing field. My brain is the projectile. They are not playing with lacrosse sticks. The war is being waged with machetes. “Very dark and disturbing,” you may say. Disturbing, yes! Dark, I wish. A continuous supply of Advil and Compazine are no match for either destructive force. They lost much earlier in the day. However, there is a slim chance that the 2 Pharmaceutical teams may make a comeback from the loser’s bracket later this afternoon… if there is a losers’ bracket. That may have already been hacked to pieces, much like King Agag of old.