How to say this? I’m nuts.

that time Ben Affleck took me to dinner

1. I am what they call a Stay-At-Home Mom.
2. I am also what they call a Mental Case.  Or a basketcase.
3. As well as scattered, forgetful, disorganized, and spastic.
4. Also, a work in progress. (see also Phil 1:6)  
5. 3 kids call me ‘mom’.  They’re 14.5 and 15.5 months apart, consecutively.  And I birthed them myself.  With the help of an epidural.
6. This 1 guy calls me ‘wife’.  Really.  He walks into the room and says, ‘Hi, Wife!’  He’s kinda handsome.  If you like the Ben Affleck & Ryan Reynolds type.  And the type to pretty much create his own career.  By himself.  Don’t tell him I said that.
7. I like making stuff.
8. I’m in counseling because, well, See # 2.
9. I’m not vegan.  I eat a vegan diet.  For health.  Not because of the animals.  Animals are yummy.
10. I like purple.
11. I like purple hair.
12. I talk too much.
13. I love my family.  Like alot.
14. My sister has a bloggity, too.  It’s better than mine.
15. I’m addicted to Netflix.
16. And Pinterest.
17. Anything else?
18. I have a Twitter.
19. I love Mormon blogs.
20. I think I’m hilarious.
21. I may add to this list.
22. Amen.